Signs Ahead
Images and words from a Mike Garrity e-mail
Mature Content. Reader discretion advised.



amigone
Yes you are!

The Amigone family operates several funeral homes
in and around
Buffalo, New York.
Photo courtesy of Carmen S. Garrison.




Hell
Does this mean that the...
Buffalo Bills have won the Super Bowl?
Chicago Cubs have won the World Series?

(Pick your team & the event they'll win when hell freezes over.)

Hell, Michigan.




Stiff
Not everyone likes it that cold!
London area automobile air conditioning business.



barbies
 
It's a good deal, but... oh, the college costs!

Roanoke, Virginia. The Babies & Children store's motto is, "Dressing babies and children from head to toe from newborn to preteen."





hussy
Everything you need for your "shotgun" wedding!

Located in Windsor, Maine. Hussey's slogan is,
"If we don't have it, you don't need it."
Thanks to Jess, a proud resident of Windsor.




festival
Let's go. We'll have a ball!

Based on a web search, Testicle Festivals seem
to be most popular in Montana. This photo was
taken by Rob Strain near Omaha, Nebraska.




202-35
How do you get there from here?

Peekskill, New York. Photo courtesy of Jimmy Requa




movie sign
I don't think I saw that one.



hermosa
Promoting AUTO-erotism ?

Hermosa Beach, California. Photo by Christoph .




extreme
Little extreme.



prison
I think I'll keep driving!



knees
If you say so!



dum
Sometimes a name change is the best idea...



balfurd
Take me to the cleaners, baby!

There are five Balfurd Cleaners locations in Pennsylvania.




croc \
"CAUTION: CROCODILE
EATING HANDICAPPED
MAN AT BOTTOM OF HILL"

At a St. Lucia, South Africa crocodile farm.




college weed
Major dilemma in California.

Your choices are College of the Siskiyous or "downtown" Weed .




parking
??? McLogic gone wrong...



Bong
No "Keep Off the Grass" signs here!

In Kansasville, Wisconsin . Named for Maj Richard I. Bong ,
Ace Pilot of WWII, who gave his life for his country.




liquor
Of all the names to pick...

Bung History: Note that a bunghole is the hole in a cask, keg,
or barrel through which liquid is poured in or drained out.




kangaroo

SINGLE, BROWN, KANGAROO, VERY MALE, SEEKS SINGLE, FEMALE KANGAROO TO HOP AROUND, MAKE KANGAROO BABIES AND SHARE GREEN BUSHES. HOBBIES INCLUDE HOPPING, CHEWING ON GREEN STUFF AND HOPPING. AGE NOT IMPORTANT. MUST BE A KANGAROO, ENJOY HOPPING AND GREEN STUFF. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY.



postal
Going Postal?

In Phoenix, Arizona.




satan
Leave your soul at the front gate, please.

Near New Hartford, Connecticut.




honda
What part of ONLY don't they understand?

In Kansas City, Missouri.
Photo courtesy of Bud Turner.




pork
x Pork, the one you love?

This was a Sask Pork (The Saskatchewan
Pork Industry) ad campaign in
Canada.




church
Enough said...



school
... again.

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