The somewhat-quarterly journal of the New Omaha Vehicular
Association
Fall 2052
Volume 16, #3
Fall seems to be early this year, with its cooler weather
(unless this happens to be an Indian Summer). Car Wars 5th
Edition is here finally, although in actual fact it has been here for
months. More
on this later.
We're still trying to find out who won the CW5
Worlds; there are quite a few rumors flying around but nothing solid as
yet.
ASP and Texas are at war with each other, making
things quite messy for all those involved. Death Knight has even
offered his
personal assistance. BLUR has run its Cannonball Run and Deathrace
again
with predictable and deadly results. Interestingly enough, the AADA is
now looking into the possibility of legal Cannonball Runs. Not
surprisingly,
BLUR is dead-set against the idea.
NOVA has made its annual pilgrimage to Gen Con and
back again. The write-up is later on in this issue.
I was planning to put the Submarines in this issue, but the idea took on a life of its own. It is still growing, and i didn't want to double the size of the newsletter for just one section (although we have done it before on rare occasions). So, it will be posted on the website when it is complete. The article started out as just a few pages and quickly grew from there, unlike the subs presented in Operation: No Shoulders (Stormy Weather) which were a drop in the bucket compared to what we are working on. Who knew that submarines were so complex.
Powered Armor: 4x cost, 1.5x weight of personal
armor system, maximum of 60 points
This item is identical to a personal armor system,
except that it has a power-assist system to carry the weight. Power
armor is effectively weightless for the purpose
of encumbrance. The wearer can also carry up to 100 lbs extra with no
encumbrance also The armor's rechargeable battery will power it for up
to
72 hours .
We still don't know who the new World Dueling Champion yet. No word
from SJG, just lots of rumors floating around on the Dueling debate
board. The various chapters of the AADA should be renewing their
charters soon. The vehicle design book for CW 5th Edition is
not out yet, neither was it at Origins or Gen Con. It looks as if SJG
is running late again.
ASP is at war with Texas and the AADA, with the
Mongoose, King Cobra and DEATH all being involved in the conflict. From
all reports, ASP is losing the conflict rather badly. The Black ASP
isn't taking his losses very well. Some have commented that "He's the
idiot who started it".
SJG is coming out with Autoduel Times, a web-based
Car Wars newsletter. The AADA will also make its official return with
this publication. Presently, the only official is Eric Freeman (a
situation that
cries out for "adjustment"); who is the head referee. Autoduel Times is
set to launch this fall. We will keep you apprised
June 3rd, 2052: BLUR's annual Cannonball Run started in New York City today, tearing its way through pre-rush hour traffic onto the open highways. A nationwide alert was sent out to all State Patrol agencies. The first 24 hours saw over 200 accidents and at least 20 fatalities attributed to the Cannonballers.
June 4th, 2052: The Cannonballers screamed through the Midwest at speeds exceeding 120 mph. In order to foil pursuit, they split up and went through Missouri, Iowa, Nebraska and Minnesota. The group that attempted to go through Nebraska was apprehended just west of New Omaha by the Death Knight (riding his new vehicle; the "Death Tank") and a squad of NOPD officers in battlesuits). The other states were not so fortunate; several hundred accidents and over 100 fatalities were the result. To combat this reckless campaign of high-speed destruction, the AADA announced plans to begin a legal Cannonball Run of its own next year. Predictably, BLUR denounced this.
June 5th, 2052: The Cannonballers made it to Los Angeles with less than one-half of their original number. The cost to the public-at-large was hundreds of accidents and over 100 fatalities. In response to this, Police Commissioner Death Knight announced a reward of $100,000 for the arrest and conviction of each and every Cannonballer. The rewards will be paid out from his own pocket. BLUR thumbed its nose at this announcement, calling the latest Cannonball Run a great success.
June 20th, 2052: The Texas National Guard stopped an ASP assault on Waco, Texas. Most people think that ASP was out to disrupt oil production in the area.
June 25th, 2052: An ASP attack on Houston, Texas was thrown back by the Texas National Guard. The battle inflicted significant damage on the Memorial Park area.
July 1st, 2052: Austin, Texas was rocked by a bomb blast that damaged the Texas Capitol Building and AADA headquarters. As a result, the governor of Texas has declared war on ASP. The AADA soon followed with its own declaration.
July 3rd, 2052: The Texas National Guard destroyed an ASP base outside of San Antonio. ASP casualties are said to be very heavy.
July 5th, 2052: BLUR's Deathrace began in Los Angeles just as rush hour was ending. Hundreds of accidents were caused, along with large numbers of casualties. The California Highway Patrol destroyed over a dozen of the racers before they managed to escape.
July 6th, 2052: ASP and the Texas National Guard battled in the ruins of Dallas, with both sides taking substantial casualties. At the same time, the Deathracers cut a bloody swath through parts of Colorado, Kansas, Missouri and Illinois. Forty of them were destroyed or otherwise apprehended by various police departments.
July 7th, 2052: The Deathrace ended in Norfolk, Virginia today, with less than one-quarter of the original racers crossing the finish line. Those that did escaped before the State Police arrived to arrest them.
July 10th, 2052: ASP and the Texas National Guard clashed again, this time near Amarillo, Texas. The ASP force was almost completely destroyed. Texas National Guard officials called this action a turning point in the war against ASP.
July 16th, 2052: The Texas National Guard wiped out an ASP task force outside of Beaumont, Texas. The Black Asp openly blamed the Mongoose and the King Cobra for ASP's recent losses. General Espinosa was reported to have said "What kind of terrorist uses laser-reflective armor anyway? They even put it on their tanks. No wonder they are losing the war".
July 21st, 2052: ASP got badly mangled in an attack on Reid, Texas. The Texas National Guard was waiting for them. Early reports are that ASP suffered 100% losses in the attack, while the Guard troops only took 3%.
August, 3rd, 2052: An ASP task force got mangled again, this time near Midland/Odessa, Texas by city defenses and National Guard troops. The Black Asp again blamed the King Cobra for his losses.
August 14th, 2052: Kingsville, Texas successfully repulsed an ASP attack today. The Texas National Guard arrived too late to be of any assistance
August 26th, 2052: ASP mounted a major assault in Corpus Christi, Texas today. They managed to take over most of the city, with the Black Asp claiming victory in the war with Texas.
August, 27th, 2052: The citizens of Corpus Christi rose up against ASP and took back the city from ASP control today. Shore bombardment form the Texas Naval Guard destroyed several blocks of the city during the fighting. The Black Asp managed to escape during the fighting.
August 31st, 2052: The ports of
Galveston/Texas City were badly damaged when an oil tanker exploded at
its moorings. The Black Asp claimed responsibility for the explosion.
Over 100 dockworkers were killed in the blast, with a further 500
injured.
November 22nd: Die Another Day (40th anniversary Bond film; 20th film in the series)
December 13th: Star Trek : Nemesis (10th film in the series and 4th Next-Gen film)
December 18th: The Lord of The Rings: The Two Towers (2 nd film in the series)
Summer 2003: Matrix 2, The Incredible Hulk
Christmas 2003: The Lord of The Rings: The Return of the King
Prequels: Star Wars: Chapter III (Vader Rising??)--2005
Sequels: Spider Man 2, Terminator 3, Matrix 3, Batman 5, Aliens 5
On Cubes: Super Troopers, Showtime, The Time Machine, The Accidental
Spy (Jackie Chan), Resident Evil, Clockstoppers, The Lord of the Rings:
Fellowship of the Ring, Collateral Damage, Blade 2.
Origins 2003: Columbus, OH, June 26-29, 2003; possible site of the Dueling Worlds
Gen Con 2003: August 21-24, 2003 in Indianapolis, Indiana. This is the first year in Gen Con's new location. Possible site of the World Racing Championships.
Origins 2004: July, 2004 in Columbus, Ohio. Possible site of the World Racing Championships.
Gen Con 2004: August 19-22, 2004 in Indianapolis, Indiana. Possible site of the World Dueling Championships.
NOVA PROJECTS
Here are some projects that we have in the works. They are in various stages of completion.
Submarine article: Fall 2002
NOVA Works 2053 Catalog: Summer 2003
Godzilla Article: Fall 2003
Modular Speedway System: Spring 2003
Who's Afraid of an Ogre: 2004
New Vehicles Article: 2004
Since NOVA has been on the web, our return fire have been getting more and more interesting. People have asked us about building Go-Karts or even real race tracks. However, this one just takes the cake.
Subject: Death Knight Industries
From: "Louise Ferguson"<llcat@earthlink.net>
Date: Fri, 27 Sep 2002 10:44:39 -0700
To: drjake@novia.net
I was told that Death Knight Industries was opening a site in Titusville, Florida in the old Boeing building. I am trying to send them a resume', but I haven't had a lot of luck finding a web address. I wonder if you could assist me.
Sincerely:
Louise Ferguson
I wonder if this person will be disappointed to find out that DKI is a fictional construct. It is to laugh......
In a stunning display of non-Einsteinian physics, the entire contents of this section have disappeared into the unknown reaches of time and space. It is expected to re-materialize for next issue.
"When luck enters, give him a seat"
--Old Jewish proverb
"A man forced against his will is of the same mind still"
--Unknown
""Success is the reward for failures not forgotten"
--Harold Wapp
"Yeah, big badda boom"
--Korben Dallas: The Fifth Element
"I'm free, I'm free and I am waiting for you to follow me"
--Tommy: The Who
"Life is like a movie; write your own ending and keep believing"
--The Muppet Movie
"We have met the enemy and he is us"
--Pogo
IN THE ARENA
Milford Arena
June 15th, 2052
Division-20
Adrian Shipley, Marty Koehler, John Smythe, Norman McMullen and
Andy
Koehler attended this duel at Milford Arena. This event was notable
because
Adrian bring in a couple of cycles instead of a single car.
Everyone started at 30 mph. John and Norman went
towards each other. John fired a pair of laser-guided heavy rockets at
Norman's front armor. One hit and did only minor damage. Norman dropped
spikes and returned fire with his blast cannon, doing major damage to
John's front. John then turned to the northern end of the arena to
engage Marty and Adrian, while Norman circled the southwest obstacle to
attack Andy.
Adrian's cycles attacked John; his blast cannon
missed, as did two of John's laser-guided rockets. Adrian's second
cycle hit with its machine gun, only doing minor damage to John's front
armor. John moved to ram Adrian's first cycle, but it jumped over
John's car using the car's sloped armor as a ramp. Marty closed in on
Adrian's cycles and fired his sonic cannon, thus destroying both cycle
power plants. This was the first kill of the event. Adrian surrendered
and went out the nearest gate.
Andy and Norman exchanged blast cannon fire behind
the southwest obstacle, doing moderate damage to each other. Norman
also dropped spikes to block the passageway. This caused Andy to take
some tire damage from the spikes (which were explosive). John and Marty
circled the obstacles only to find Norman and Andy emerging from the
southwest corner.
Marty and Norman traded shots with each other near
the TV tower, doing moderate damage to each other. At the same time,
John and Andy did the same. John's last two heavy rockets hit Andy but
did no damage, while Andy's blast cannon did moderate damage to John's
front armor.
Everyone turned to re-engage each other. Norman and
Andy went at each other head-on, trading blast cannon shots as the
went. Norman's armor was breached and his blast cannon was destroyed.
He then surrendered to Andy. Next, Andy met up with John and fired his
blast cannon into John's front armor. This shot breached the armor and
caused John to surrender to Andy. Time expired and Andy was named the
victor of this nearly-bloodless duel.
Elapsed time: 15 turns
Finishing Positions:
1st place: Andy Koehler: accepted surrenders from Norman and John, used FightBlaster C-2
2nd place: Marty Koehler: accepted surrender from Adrian, used Loud Paint
3rd place: John Smythe, surrendered to Andy, used Bullseye L-2
4th place: Norman McMullen: surrendered to Andy, used FightBlaster F
5th place: Adrian Shipley, surrendered to Andy, used Hyena and Master-Blaster
It seems as if NOVA duels have become more civilized ever since Mike Garrity moved to Arizona; more of us seem to be living through them.....:-)
The Scenic Route
This running of Gen Con marked the end of an era, as it was the
last
one to be held in Milwaukee. We took the scenic route and saw more of
the
convention than we had in previous years. We found things like the Hong
Kong
Theater (with its assortment of Kung Fu films like "Shaolin Soccer"),
the
RPG rooms and of course the Klingon Jail.
This year, the crew consisted of Norman McMullen,
Don Jacques and James Davis. Adrian Shipley originally said he wanted
to travel with us, but went by himself for his own reasons. He did let
us borrow one
of his GPS Street Pilots to help us get there and back.
The trip there and back was very long, as Mike
Garrity no longer lived in Iowa and therefore we couldn't stop over at
his place as we had done in years past; otherwise it was routine. We
got mixed up around
the Quad Cities on the way there, however. The total road kill count
was
ten (mainly squirrels and possums), including two deer. One of these
was
on I-80 in eastern Iowa.
Our accommodations were at the Four Points Sheraton
near the airport, meaning that we had to commute to MECCA every day.
Repairs on the streets and highways in Milwaukee are about ten years
behind. One night at 11:30 PM we hit a traffic jam caused by road
re-paving. It closed down all four lanes of traffic for several miles
and required us to make several detours in order to get back to the
hotel.
Events
There was a total of four Car wars events at Gen Con this year,
which is average considering what went on the last few years. We didn't
have
to fight the overly-complex running of the Worlds, but did have to
content with the various card games for table space. While we were
there, the old arena across the street from MECCA was being demolished.
This arena was
where the card games would have been held in years past. This year, the
card games were moved into the Miniatures Hall. We also later found out
about
internal disputes with the Gen Con organizers.
Car Wars: Who needs physics Part 2?
This was a Matchbox-scale event set in a city-like arena built
using Con-necs blocks, and using Compendium 2.5 rules. The
event was well-attended, with all rounds full to capacity. All vehicles
were pre-generated; all a player had to do was to pick one and start
duelling. Some of the more memorable moments were the duels which took
place under the overpass that took up nearly a third of the entire map.
These resulted in a number of fatalities. The event was run by Rogue
Judges.
Wildstar's Weekend Warriors
This Matchbox-scale event was the only one at Gen Con which was run
using 5th-edition Car Wars rules. It was set in a box arena,
with
Battlebots at the corners and at the center. It was moderately attended
and was run by Tanya Ellenburg-Kimmet
Capture the Flag
A classic scenario, set in a city and run by Game base 7. As i did
not attend this one, I don't know much about it, other than it was run
with Compendium-II rules.
Tri-Racing Challenge
This was yet another running of NOVA's racing event. This year, it was Division-10; the vehicles used were cycles, cars and aquabikes. Regular Car Wars scale was used throughout, along with Compendium 2.5 rules. For one reason or another, there were only two players throughout the entire event (Don Jacques and Chris; last name unknown).
1st Round: Cycles
Run at the Car Wars Classic racetrack Eureka Racearena in Eureka, California. The layout was like a half-oval with an interior turn. Don got pole position, with Chris on the outside and the track driver behind in the second row. Chris took the lead from Don on the back straightaway, then lost it to the track driver on the interior turns. Chris and Don spun out coming out of the apex of the interior V-turn, which meant that the track driver technically won this round. Officially speaking though, Chris took first place, Don was in second and the track driver came in third place with one and one-third laps completed. Chris and Don traded MML fire in the interior turns; this is what caused them to spin out.
2nd Round: Aquabikes
Don Jacques was the only one to show for this round, held at the Provo Aquaduel Stadium. He raced against the track driver. Don took the lead and never gave it up. After the first lap, he managed to blast through the track driver's front armor on the back straightaway. The track driver quickly sank while moving at 105 mph. Don won the race, having completed 1 3/4 laps.
3rd Round: Snowmobiles
This round was held at the Car Wars Classic Racetrack, with the same configuration as the first round. As in the second round, Don was the only player to show up. Don had the pole position, but lost it to the track driver on the back straightaway. The track driver's luck didn't last, as he lost control and spun out into the wall at 160 mph while coming out of the interior turns. Don made it through the turns only to spin out on the back straightaway, slamming into the wall at 120 mph. Don won this event, with 1 3/4 laps.
Overall, Don won the Tri-Racing Challenge. Due to poor attendance, the Challenge will be retired for the time being.
Exhibit Hall
This was as crazy as it had been in recent years. SJG shared a booth with Atlas Games again. They ahd the Car Wars division packs available, but now vehicle design books. The arena book #1 and the Division-5 book was available, along with Aeroduel and the Road Atlas for the Mountain West. New Ogre stuff now includes: Battlefields, Scenario Book 1 and the Ogrethulhu miniatures. Shockwave and Reinforcement packs are available for Classic Ogre players.
Next year, Gen Con will be in Indianapolis. There has been much talk on the Debate Board about having the Racing Worlds there. This is especially attractive, as the Con will be in the shadow of the Brickyard. NOVA has not decided to attend yet.
CUBE LOGS
Super Troopers
Not to be confused with Storm Troopers. A bunch of
Vermont State Troopers (Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Hefferman, Steve Lemme
and Paul Soter) pull over more laughs than speeders. Their rivalry with
local police turns ugly sometimes. This film is good for laughs, so
rent it for that purpose alone. Lynda Carter (Wonder Woman) makes a
cameo appearance as the
governor of Vermont.**
Showtime
Mitch (Robert DeNiro) and Trey (Eddie Murphy) are
real cops forced to do a reality cop show while trying to solve a case.
Rene Russo and William Shatner are the producers doing the show. One
notable feature is that the villains are using automatic shotguns which
fire armor-piercing ammo (can you say 'anti-vehicular shotgun'?).
Surprisingly, this film is very good; funny, witty and with lots of
action****
The Accidental Spy
Is Jackie Chan the son of a Korean double-agent? No
one knows for sure. All that is ceratin is that everybody is after him;
the CIA, Colombian drug lords and some other unsavory types. The movie
goes from Hong Kong to Turkey with a few premature endings thrown in.
It stars Jackie Chan, Eric Tsang and Vivian Hsu. It is an average Chan
film.**
Resident Evil
Alice (Milla Jovanovich) wakes up in a mansion that
conceals a secret entrance to an underground R & D lab. A virus has
been unleashed in the lab; Alice and a team of comandos must penetrate
the lab and shut down the main computer (which turns out to be a rather
huge mistake on their part). Along the way, the team battles zombies
and genetically-altered
monsters. This film is based on the popular computer game of the same
name. It is an OK film, filled with action and suspense. Definitely not
one to be watched alone at night.**
Collateral Damage
Arnie is Gordy Brewer, a firefighter who loses his
wife and son to a terrorist attack, said attack being carried out by a
terrorist known as El Lobo (The Wolf). In typical fashion, Arnie wipes
out the terrorists in a predictably-explosive manner. This movie was
notable for the fact that its release was delayed for some months
because of the events of September 11 th, 2001. It has a
rather slow pace, even though it tries hard
to make up for it**
The Imposter
It is 2079, and the Earth is at war with aliens
(again). Spence Olham (Gary Sinise) is a scientist working on the R
& D effort in support of the war..One day, he is arrested and
accused of being an alien cyborg. Is he or is he not human? That is the
question of the day. The film is based on the novel by Phillip K. Dick.
It also stars
Madeline Stowe, Vincent D'Onofrio and Mekhi Phifer. The overall feel of
this movie is like an episode of The Twilight Zone.*
Jetstream III-C: Streamlined hvy cycle, hvy suspension, super trike power plant w/ upgrades, 2 PR racing slick cycle tires, cyclist, MML (located F or B), Armor: F27, B27, Acceleration: 15, HC: 4, Top Speed: 202.5 mph, 1,299 lbs, $9,698.
Jetstream III-D: Streamlined hvy cycle, hvy suspension, 150-ci gas engine w/ tubular headers & 5-gallon economy tank, 2 PR racing slick cycle tires, cyclist, MML (F or B), SWC, Armor: F14, B13, Acceleration: 15, HC: 4, Top Speed: 160 mph, Base MPG: 45, 1,297 lbs, $9,784.
Swordfish III-B: Streamlined hvy aquabike, super trike power plant w/ SCs, pilot, MML (F or B), HrSwc, Armor: F7, B6, U7. Acceleration: 15, HC: 2, Top Speed: 157.5 mph, 895 lbs, $9,240.
Swordfish III-E: Streamlined hvy aquabike, 150-ci gas engine w/ tubular headers & 5-gallon economy tank, pilot, MML (F or B), HrSwc, Armor: F7, B6, U6. Acceleration: 15, HC: 2, Top Speed: 120 mph, Base MPG: 45, 899 lbs, $9,438.
Chinook III: Streamlined hvy snowmobile, super trike power plant w/ PCs, super skids, HD tracks, driver, MML (F or B), HrSwc, Armor: F19, B19, Acceleration: 15, HC: 3, Top Speed: 202.5 mph, 1,198 lbs, $9,481.
Chinook III-B: Streamlined hvy snowmobile, 150-ci gas engine w/ 5-gallon economy tank, super skids, HD tracks, driver, MML (F or B), HrSwc, Armor: F5, B6. Acceleration: 15, HC: 3, Top Speed: 162.5 mph, Base MPG: 45, 1,196 lbs, $9,767.
Rolling Thunder: Streamlined mini-bus, x-hvy chassis, bluprinted small gas truck engine w/ tubular headers, truck turbocharger & 25-gallon racing tank, 10 solid truck tires, driver & gunner, HSC w/ tight-beam modifications F, HDOJ w/ 2 extra magazines B (all ammo is pyrophoric), SWC, 3 laser batteries, roll cage, 2 safety seats, HD shocks, 6 10-pt wheel hubs, 6 10-pt wheelguards, Sloped Armor: F100 (ram plate), B60, R55, L55, T20, U22. Acceleration: 2.5/5/10, HC: 1, Top Speed: 130 mph, Base MPG: 12, 14,398 lbs, $99,832
Thunder Tank
Turret: 50-space AFV turret, long-barreled MC w/
weapon-auto stabilization, MSC w/ weapon-auto stabilization, gunner,
hi-res computer, IR-laser rangefinder, safety seat, 4 corner-mounted
hot smoke projectors, 2 HsD (T), 4 laser-reactive webs (F, B, R, L)
linked to hot smoke projectors, laser-reactive web (T) linked to HsD,
30 charges reactive armor, 50% turret armor sloping, Composite Armor:
F200/200 (20%), B75/120 (10%), R90/120 (10%), L90/120 (10%), T50/75.
Hull: 150-space AFV hull, giant AFV power plant,
driver & 2 crew, 5 extra magazines for MC, 21 laser batteries,
NBC/IR shielding, light amplification, military radio, telescopic
optics, 50% hull armor sloping,
Composite Armor: F300/400 (20%), B75/120 (10%), RF90/120 (10%),
RB90/120
(10%), LF90/120 (10%), LB90/120 (10%), TF50/75, TB: Turret,, UF15/20,
UB15/20.
Acceleration: 2.5/5, HC: 5, Top Speed: 67.5 mph, 132,740 lbs,
$2,120,440.
Make the best of today, because you can't go back and change it. We now close yet another issue of the NightMessenger. I am quite sure there will be more of our craziness in the next issue. With the way things have been developing in the world of Car Wars, it is sure to be interesting.
"DRIVE OFFENSIVELY"
Norman McMullen Michael Garrity
NOVA President NOVA Secretary
NOVA Works: Michael Garrity
The 10 O'clock News: Norman McMullen
Return Fire: Norman McMullen
Quotes: Norman McMullen
Cube Logs: Norman McMullen
The Showroom
Jetstream III-C, Swordfish III-B, Swordfish III-E,
Chinook III, Chinook III-B: Norman McMullen, Rolling Thunder &
Thunder
Tank: Michael Garrity
Typesetting & Page Layout: Michael Garrity
Editor: Michael Garrity
All other sections: Norman McMullen