VOLUME 10, NUMBER 4
WINTER 2046
"THE GREAT AMERICAN BLURB"
OPENING FIRE
Another mini-issue for now. Next issue will be the forest destroying
monstrosity you've all come to know and loathe.
But what we lack in size, we make up in content.
Last issue we dealt with the Useless Van; this issue we deal with Pickups
-specifically with the Pickup Bed. So, without further blather ...
"The grenade in the pickup bed" -- a joke about as ancient as the coyote
falling off the cliff. Sadly, whenever this question is asked, the person
asked (i.e., the referee) is left fumbling for an answer.
No more. What follows is the authoritative text
on pickup beds, written by one who knows of such things (i.e., he owns
a pickup).
-- THE BASIC PICKUP
This is the most common iteration of the non-combat pickup; for reasons
which will become evident, it is less popular in combat situations.
In this iteration, the pickup bed resembles a flatbed
trailer with side-walls, or a semi-trailer sans top. Anything in the bed
is exposed to attack from above; in combat terms, treat the pickup as having
a Boat Half-Top (CWC2, p. 68), with the odds listed indicating the chance
that items in the bed will be hit in a general attack (that is,
an attack aimed at the pickup in general; if a specific target is indicated,
use the proper attack mods and method). Note that items not in the
cargo bed are still protected by Top armor.
Example: An attack from above and to the side (no
specific target mentioned) goes into the cargo bed on a roll of 7 or higher
on 2D6; anything in the bed is unprotected by Top armor. On a 6 or less,
the shot hits the pickup's Top armor as usual; note that any penetrating
damage could still hit the cargo bed after hitting the Top armor!
For attacks from L, R, or B, things in the cargo
bed are protected by the relevant side armor. However, items in the bed
may be targeted at -2 in addition to other relevant modifiers. Example:
a ped in the bed of a sloped pickup may be targeted at -5 (-3 for pedestrian,
plus -2; note that since the shooter is trying to bypass the armor of the
pickup, the sloping is ignored). If the to-hit roll is missed due to the
specific targeting mods, the shot hits the armor. Example: In the above
example, if the roll was missed by 4, it would hit the pickup's armor.
If the shot was missed by 1, it would still be a miss (don't forget that
sloping). If the shot was missed by 6, it's a miss.
For F and U attacks, follow standard CW rules.
Peds in the bed have a 180-degree arc of fire out
the rear (see Illus. 1).
Cargo may be "stacked" like a flatbed, with the
same effects (CWC2, p. 61).
-- THE TONNEAU-EQUIPPED PICKUP
This iteration is the standard for combat pickups. It follows standard
CW rules. This item must be removed if Pickup Racks are mounted.
The pickup bed is covered by a non-flexible tonneau,
which can be removed by one man (Trivial Mechanic roll) in one minute (please
keep in mind any security devices should someone attempt an unscheduled
tonneauectomy). It is this tonneau that allows the pickup bed to be protected
by vehicle armor.
--THE SHELLTOP-EQUIPPED PICKUP
Following the conversion of the "camper shell" (ADQ 2-3) into the "camper
body" (VG2), pickups needed a way to cover oversized cargo without screwing
up their armor cost/weight. Enter the "new" pickup shell (commonly called
a "topper"; pickups so equipped are called "shelltops"). Pickup Racks may
not be mounted with this.
This shell varies in size; some cover the whole
bed, while others could be mistaken for an extended-cab mod. If the shelltop
covers only part of the bed, the bed is effectively divided; items may
not be "half-in, half-out". A shelltop protects cargo located under it
from L, R, B, and T attacks as defined in "The Basic Pickup"; if the shell
only covers part of the bed, roll to determine which part of the bed (open
or covered) is hit.
For each cargo space covered by the shell, add 1
cargo space to the pickup's cargo bed (after sloping and/or streamlining);
this space is the covered space over the bed (see Illus. 2).
Although the shell is made to match the pickup's body, it cannot
be mistaken for an extended-cab or camper body.
Obviously, the shell's size cannot exceed the pickup's
"organic" cargo spaces (example: a sloped and streamlined pickup would
have 9 "organic" cargo spaces).
Shelltop (per space): $20; 10 lbs. Armor: $2/1 lb.
x shell size (shell size: number of spaces covered); no upper limit to
armor; need not match vehicle's armor type.
Example: Shell size 5 covers 5 spaces, costs $100,
weighs 50 lbs., armor costs $10 and weighs 5 lbs. per point.
THE SHOWROOM
Ramrod II: Compact; X-hvy. chassis; Hvy. susp.; 150 CID engine; 5-gallon
Dueling Tank; 4 PR Radial tires; driver. Roll cage; safety seat; HD shocks;
FPCA -- driver (10 pts.); FPCA -engine (10 pts.); FP insulator (gas tank).
Sloped Armor: F 100 (ram plate); B 60; L 45; R 45; T 14; U 10. Accel. 5;
TS 72.5; HC 4; MPG 45; 4,439 lbs.; $17,243.
Driver's Equipment: Impact Armor, FP suit: $2,500
($257 for hand weapons).
Ramrod III: Luxury; X-hvy. chassis; Hvy. susp.; 200 CID engine
w/ BP, TH; 5-gallon Dueling Tank; 4 PR Radial tires; driver. Streamlining;
4-space dropped-weapons area; roll cage; safety seat; HD shocks; FPCA --
driver (10 pts.); FPCA -- engine (10 pts.); FPCA -- dropped-weapons area
(10 pts.); FP insulator (gas tank). Sloped Armor: F 80 (ram plate); B 52;
L 47; R 47; T 12; U 10. Accel. 5; TS 80; HC 4; MPG 35; 6,600 lbs.; $27,121.
Dropped-weapons capacity: 4 spc.; 400 lbs.; $2,129
Driver's Equipment: Body Armor; FP suit: $750.
More long-range specials from DKI <grin>
10 O'CLOCK NEWS
October 3, 2046: preliminary work on the new Golden Crescent Industries facility was finished today. GCI PR reports that the facility is "coming together quickly", and that GCI factory equipment should be arriving soon.
October 16, 2046: GCI factory equipment arrived today. Installation work began immediately.
October 25, 2046: Psycho has requested an investigation into the destruction of his Bungee-Tank and base. In his words, "I cannot imagine that this was a coincidence."
November 8, 2046: The preliminary hearing concerning the destruction of Psycho's Bungee-Tank and base began today. While no names have been mentioned specifically, it is suspected that Commissioner Smith is Psycho's prime suspect. Smith was unavailable for comment.
November 11, 2046: The pilot leading the squadron that destroyed Psycho's tank testified that he "followed the data he was given" on his way to the target; the data he displayed for the hearing indicated that Psycho's tank was right in the middle of the intended target area. Asked if this was the attack that had been planned, the pilot stated that he "was not told in advance what the target would be, or where it would be located."
November 15, 2046: The officers involved in the planning of the training mission testified that the target point was selected "with an eye towards not hitting anyplace inhabited." They also stated that the target site was empty when they selected it.
November 18, 2046: GCI workers have finished installation of the factory equipment. They have begun work on apartments within the complex area.
November 20, 2046: The hearing concluded today with the admission that the matter was an "unfortunate accident". No further action will be taken.
December 3, 2046: Psycho reported finding a card on his car today, reading, "Hope you can 'bounce back' from this setback -NOT! [signed] P.A.G.A.N."
December 15, 2046: GCI workers finished the apartments on their site today.
December 20, 2046: GCI executives arrived today, and announced the start-up date for the new facility: January 1, 2047.
December 25, 2046: Aircraft dropped several tons of reindeer manure on the Industrial Park this morning. Found amidst the effluvia were several cards reading, "Reindeer flying overhead = Bad idea. [signed] P.A.G.A.N." Happy Holidays, all.
December 31, 2046: Preparations began for the GCI Grand Opening. Happy New Year, all.
"Well, who woulda thought that two guys wearin' lacrosse pads comin'
at each other with wooden poles sittin' on sawhorses bolted to the tops
of K-cars would be dangerous?" -- Red Green, The New Red Green Show.
CLOSING FIRE
Well, that's it for this issue. Again, apologies for the of stuff; but some is better than none -- just ask a virgin. <grin>
(You can tell how bad off we are -- recycling "Closing Fire", for cryin'
out loud! Happy Holidays, all.)
Drive Offensively!
Norman McMullen | Chris French |
NOVA President | NOVA Vice-President |
CREDITS
Opening Fire, Closing Fire, Nuts & 10 O'Clock News: Chris French
Showroom Vehicles: Michael Garrity
10 O'Clock News: Norman McMullen
Editor: Chris French
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